Boy: "Mummy C?"
Mummy C: "Yes"
Boy: "Can anyone go to the Olympics twice?"
Mummy C: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Can.....Can someone do the Olympics twice?"
Mummy C: "If you mean 'can someone take part in this Olympics and then the next Olympics in 4 years time', then yes, but only if you're good enough to be selected"
Boy: "I'm good at talking"
Mummy C: "No you have to be good at an Olympic sport"
Boy: "Like Cricket?"
Mummy C: "No Cricket isn't an Olympic sport, running is in the Olympics"
Boy: "I'm good at running aren't I Mum?"
**Whilst finishing his bath**
Boy: "DO YOU WANT THE WATERRRRRR?!"
Mummy 'C': "Yes please!"
Boy: "It's got poo pesticles in it!"
Mummy 'C': "It's got what?!"
BOY: "POO PESTICLES!"
Mummy: "What's the Queen's job?"
Boy: "The Queen's job is living in Buckingham Palace"
Mummy: "Yes, but what is her job?"
Boy: "To do the dusting!"
Mummy 'C': "Where's your homework?"
Boy: "In my sticky bag"
Mummy 'C' and Mummy: "In your what?"
Boy: "In my sticky bag, you know, the one made of twigs"
Mummy 'C': "Oh you mean your hessian bag?"
**The boy has recently learnt to spell his name using phonetics from going to St.John Ambulance cadets. Mummy 'C' was busily writing down the previous quote so we wouldn't forget**
Mummy (to Mummy 'C'): "What are you doing? Typing?"
Mummy 'C': "Yes, I'm doing the name thing"
Boy: "Tango, Echo, India....."
**Whilst at the dinner table**
Boy: "Does everyone in the world have a name?"
Mummy: "Um...I think so, how would you know what to call then if they didn't?"
Boy: "What if some people don't have names?"
Mummy: "I don't know....."
TV Programme: "How does water come out of a tap?"
Boy: "EASY!......From the sewer! But it gets diluted"
**When discussing one of the family's dogs being on heat**
Boy: "What does 'On Heat' mean?"
Mum: "When a dog has a period"
Boy: "Do they get really REALLY hot?"