Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Quotes From The Boy Aged 7

Boy: "Love you Mum"

Mum: "I love YOU"

Boy: "I LOVE YOU much more than you love me....and that's not a compliment!"

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Boy: "I've got two chest hairs now Mum!"

Mum: "Have you?" Lol

Boy: "Yeah! Have you?"

Mum: "NO!"

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Mum: "I have spots!"

Boy: "Ooooh my poor Mum has spots...just get a spot brush and brush them off"

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Boy: "Mummy, how old do i have to be when i'm allowed to swear?"

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Boy: "If you poured drugs into an Easter egg and took it to the airport would they notice?"

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Boy: "Can I? Can I Mum?"

Mum: "Can you what?"

Boy: "Can I dress up as a Devil worshipper?"


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Mum: "Oh my God, you've had the same pair of socks on since SUNDAY!!!" (Today is Tuesday)

Boy: "Well that's because you never get me any out of my draw!"


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Mum: "What did you do at school Today?"

Boy: "Learnt about Elephants"

Mum: "Oh, that's nice. What did you learn?"

Boy: "That an elephant weighes less than your mum!"


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Boy: "Oh mum, me and Lauren are back together....and we got MARRIED today at school! I brought her TWO haribo rings!!"


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Boy: "Mum...Was I born in a paddling pool or a rosary bush?"

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Boy: "Mummy, can you help me make a Pinata?"

Mummy: "Huh"

Boy: "Well you are an artist"


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