Hint: It's something that floats in the air and is often tied to a string!
The following quotes came from Mummy and Mama deciding to go out for Sunday Lunch. We stopped at a semi-rural gastro pub, with Girl in tow, and were shown to our seats. The was a young couple behind us and another couple nearby. We ordered our food, 2 roast dinners respectively. The food was yummy so we thought we'd try dessert.
Mummy started reading the menu aloud...."Creme Brulee", "Ice-Cream", "Chocolate Cake".......at which point, The Girl, repeats the word "Cake", but unfortunately due to lack of word formation at such a young age sounds more like a male appendage "C*CK":
Mummy: "Ice Cream, Creme Brulee, Chocolate Cake"
The Girl: "C*CK"
Mummy (to Mama): "Oh my God, she just said c*ck!"
At this point Mama and the other couples were in hysterics with Mummy frantically trying to cover up the fact are innocent little girl had just said "C*CK":
Mummy (to The Girl): "Clever Girl!! You said CAKE!!"
The Girl: "C*CK!....C*CK!...."
Mummy: "Yay! CAKE... CAKE!!"
The Girl: "CACK!... CACK!...."
I think we got away with it!
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